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Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions

Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions

Alex Butterworth

We asked you to ask us stupid questions on Ask A Stupid Question Day, and here are our answers!  Use code: FALL to save 15%

The Logo

The Logo

Adam Callinan

We recently came out with this fancy shmancy new logo and, well, I'm here to tell you about what the heck it all means - in case it's maybe not quite as apparent as we think it is. So, here we go... We did gobs and gobs of research into our fellow cold beer lovin' consumers (aka we sent a survey and a bunch of customers filled it out) and found that many are using our products both around some sort of water activity (think pool, beach, boat, bathtub, etc) as well as alongside family and friends (think parents, kids, uncles,...

Warm Beer Will Haunt You

Warm Beer Will Haunt You

Adam Callinan

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RIP Summer 2019

RIP Summer 2019

Adam Callinan

Say goodbye to the sticky Summer heat because everything must come to an end. Summer 2019, you were a good one... here's to you!  Raise Your BottleKeeper

Gertrude's Dilemma

Gertrude's Dilemma

Adam Callinan

Hi, my name is Gertrude, and I’m a unicorn. Not a unicorn in the sense that I couldn’t possibly exists or that I’m, for some far-fetched reason, untouchable. I’m literally a unicorn. I have an 8-inch-long horn sticking right out of the middle of my forehead. It’s actually quite annoying as I have to seriously concentrate so I don’t look cross-eyed all the time -- but I guess that’s what comes with the territory, when you’re a unicorn.