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Our Story 2018

BottleKeeper:

THE TRUE STORY

On a warm but fateful summer day, Cousin Matt was sitting lazily on a beach with our Uncle Van. As Uncle Van’s beautifully full push-broom mustache was gently wavering in the sea breeze, they began complaining about the warm beer simmering in our ‘red party cups’. There are few things that can kill your mood on a relaxing, warm summer day, but the taste of warm beer is one of them. This is not one of those problems that you come across every day, but when it does, it’s just devastating.

As we pondered the depth of the predicament, a serious brainstorm began regarding potential solutions that would allow you to enjoy the cool refreshing taste of carbonated joy in a way that didn’t require you to slam the beer in 3 minutes or less…as much as you try, you just can’t slam them all.

It was at that very moment that a golden light flashed above Cousin Matt’s head as if Zeus himself had sent a bolt of lightening from the heavens above; “what if we could leave the beer in the bottle and put the bottle in something that would keep it cold, like one of those stainless steel water bottles?” and BAM!, BottleKeeper was born.

*Super duper unsafe...

Don’t be selfish, it’s really a matter of safety.

We would like you to join us and take the ever important step of acknowledging that you, too, do not enjoy broken bottles or warm beer (sorry England). We charge you, cold beer enthusiast, with the responsibility to help eliminate the warm beer and broken bottle epidemic by supporting BottleKeeper and sharing it with your friends. Don’t be selfish, it’s really a matter of safety.

Wait, there's more! BottleKeeper keeps beer cold and intact; at the pool, at the beach, in the park or the woods, on a boat, on a plane, on the moon (we're guessing here, we haven't been able to test this yet), on the sidewalk or at a baseball game, a football game, a softball game, a kickball game, a handball game, a whiffle ball game, a golf match, a tennis match, a badminton match, a wresting match, and even, although we don't suggest it, during a karate match.

Meet Your Fellow cold beer enthusiasts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Co-founder &
Chief Beer Digester

Adam

...tends to prefer the heavier IPA's and has found that if he runs in place while drinking them, he'll only gain 4 lbs per week. Not bad. Adam also likes spending some serious time at the beach, while enjoying the downtime and working diligently on his computer. His wife Katie thinks he has a problem. It's probably true.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Co-founder &
Chief Beer Consumer

MATT

...has been commonly known to drink ice cold Miller Light while eating a plain chicken sandwich with nothing else on it. Seriously, if a tomato ends up on that sandwich, bad things happen. Matt also enjoys sports and playing golf. One time, Matt decided to change his swing, played left handed, and cut 3 strokes off his round. Genius.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Director of Operations
& Top Secret Projects

julia

...hails from a mythical place far beyond the sunset that's found somewhere between Mongolia and the North Pole. This does explain why she can probably beat you up but doesn't explain why she's cold, literally, all the time. I mean, c'mon, we hear it's pretty cold near the North Pole...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Director of Marketing & Research
& Strategy & Beer

MIKE

...is what some people would call, "Built like a bean pole." We're not totally sure what that means outside of the fact that he's 6 foot 5 and can't weigh more than 180 pounds, dripping wet, wearing ankle weights. What you don't know about Mike is that he's got 1 year old twins, which means that he's, like, really good at multi-tasking. So we've got that going for us, which is nice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Creative Director
of Creativity'n Stuff

Bryan

...has a heavy beard and a serious man-bun, which really rounds out his uber creative ensemble. Apparently creativity and man-buns are like spaghetti and meatballs -- you really can't have one without the other. And don't forget the personally designed tattoos, he's got those too, which really enhances the vibe around the office.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Customer Success Manager
& Warm Beer Hater

Tanja

...is the newest member of our cold beer lovin' team, but you wouldn't know it -- she runs the customer success team like it's her job. Because it is. It's literally what she does. Tanja's German heritage also means that she loves few things more than a good brat and a cold beer. And death metal.